Valentine’s Day is well on its way and I am avoiding the monotonous at all costs. You know, a night at home in ordinary underwear, or worse, having missionary sex in boring lingerie. While none of those things sound like anything I would ever do, I am trying to get you to steer clear of those heinous activities this year. V-day is no time to be a square, so get out your credit card and prepare yourself for some sexy online shopping.
Don’t have a partner to pounce? Sign yourself up for Tinder or Bumble this week and get yourself ready for some very naughty banter. Times up, darlings. Are you ready to misbehave? Shop my selects of blindfolds, Shibari rope, kinky gear and games above. Oh, you might also want these Sleep/Fuck pillowcases to add to your Valentine’s Day decor, or otherwise.
One more thing… I made a playlist for you to set the mood. 💋