Rihanna slays me. Seriously. I have just had an in-depth conversation with my friend about hiring (her friend) a fitness trainer, so that I may look like the bad gal. She is indeed my spirit animal. The NSFW images of her photographed by Ellen von Unwerth, with hair by Yusef and makeup by Tyron Machhausen, are ridiculously amazing! Topless in tighty whities styled by Mel Ottenberg, hosing herself down, is by far every man’s (and some women’s) wet dream. Step aside Alexander Wang, Rihanna has taken the rein in making bathrooms über sexy.